Wow. It’s Everything I’ve Ever Wanted in a Stimulant.

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A pill that increases libido and decreases cellulite?” Let Slim Seduction — don’t you love that name? — show you! Hit the site for Extremely Persuasive surveys, before/after shots, video testimonials and BIG RED TYPEFACES.

The ad hit me while I was reading a political and religious tirade on Dooce.com, which goes to show diet companies don’t discriminate much in terms of audience. All you need to do is be female and have skin.

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