Would You Ride A Roller Coaster With Your Mouth Open?

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The visuals in this Cedar Point commercials are, well, disturbing. Then again, most people don’t normally have a camera in their face when they are riding a roller coaster. Because if they did, they’d look like these freaky people in this amusement park’s commercial.

Although we’re not quite sure whey you’d want to ride a roller coaster with your mouth open. You never know what will end up in your mouth.

Somehow we think there will be a porn spoof of this shortly. Or, better yet, maybe a dental spoof that touts the fact clean teeth are paramount when riding a roller coaster and getting snapped by the coaster cam.

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