Worry Not, Downsized Ones. There’s a Party Just For You

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Recently lost your job? Sad, you’ll miss the holiday party? Fear not, The American Society of Shit-Canned Media Elites is hosting a party Wednesday, December 17 at Ella Lounge from 8PM to 11PM.

Dance to the beats of Josh Link and enjoy free p.i.n.k. vodka drinks and $5 special from 8 PM to 9PM. If you’re still employed, you get to buy the drinks after that.

Just so it’s not all doom and gloom, it’s also for a cause; New York Cares. So bring an old “gently worn” coat for the organization’s coat drive.

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