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Under “From” name “Work with Google,” Cassabananawide.com is pushing the following spam-tastic email pitch: “Have you heard? People are using their computers to make $1,000’s every week with Google!” The headline is flanked by the glowing image of a blonde giving an ecstatic male laptop-junkie a shoulder massage.

I love how it says “No product required” right next to an image of the software container, which features a prominent Google logo and that same picture of the girl giving a massage. What’s that all about?

The call to action: “Yes please rush me my Google happy ending software!”

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