Wonderjock Revolutionizes Ball Size a la Wonderbra

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Here’s proof we’ll arrive at gender equality with increased commodification of one sex, not decreased commodification of the other. For those of you with ball anxiety, check out Aussibum‘s Wonderjock, which boasts “ball/extension support technology” and has a wicked little logo that’s got us itching for some kind of South Park reference.

The text ad that appears over our e-mail reads, New cup pouch to lift and extend. Warning – it will appear larger. Awesome. And we dig that little star-studded PATRIOT motif they’ve got going on.

Guess this means the sock stash will last a couple weeks longer than usual. – Contributed by Angela Natividad

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