Somehow tying thongs to increased television viewership (oh, wait, that’s brilliant!), Oxygen Network has launched The Great American Underwear Giveaway which consists of a video, called “Peeping Thongs,” featuring a bunch of girls walking around in public wearing thongs which ride well above the waistline of their purposely low slung pants all to grab the attention of stunned onlookers. Supposedly, there’s a male version coming called, Girls Behaving Badly: Revenge of the Boys. Please, God, use your powers to spare the world from images of men prancing around the streets in thongs causing old ladies to have hearts attacks and the rest of us to publicly puke our guts out. We know men didn’t wear much back in the day but for the love of Brad Pitt in a Troy skirt, have mercy on our poor souls.
