Windorphins Prove that Outdoor Still Works

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We were stalking the streets of NYC one night when we saw this compromised poster that said “Windorphins are like a ticker tape parade for your soul.” A ticker tape parade is too exciting to turn down so we dashed drunkenly home and plugged windorphins.com into our browser.

After 10 or 11 tries we arrived at the site and discovered that Windorphins are a “natural byproduct of eBay” and are the hormonal result of a victory. The site features studies, celebrity comparisons (“Who’s got more Windorphins?”), an opportunity to make your own “Windorphs” (like Weemees, except in your bloodstream!) — and of course a place to conduct searches on eBay.

The campaign wasn’t super-imaginative but we’re fairly sure it’s more successful than a lot of online efforts out there, mainly because eBay advertises outdoor. Which brings up a good point: just because you’re running an online campaign doesn’t mean you should only advertise over the internet.

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