William Shatner Gets a Falcon. It Suits Him

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Priceline takes William Shatner, who’s pompous by default, and makes him pompouser still with the use of a falcon and an eyepatch and ads that seem to drag on and on and on.

Check it all out at Falcon of Truth. You need a code to get in but we can assure you of either one of these two soothing facts:

* You’re not missing out on much, as it contains the usual peppy text, promotional images and downloads

* You’ll probably get some sort of invitation to see it eventually

We will leak one thing, though. Be among the first 100 to e-mail Priceline with your name, address and size and you could get a Falcon of Truth shirt. No, we’re not kidding. Scramble for your Outlook right now.

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