What Is It About Slow Motion And Breasts?

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We’ve all had that experience while at the pool, at the beach or at some random event when a stunning looking woman appears and enraptures everyone with her voluptuous pulchritude. As she struts her way into the crowd, it’s as if everything shifts to slow motion and every move her body makes is amplified tenfold. Every step. Every arm movement. Every turn of the head. And, yes, every gentle gyration of her breasts as if they were swelling waves in a sea of flesh.

If for some incomprehensible reason you can not picture for yourself the above scenario, there’s always a commercial which will do it for you. In this case, it’s an ad for rethink’s Save the Boobs breast cancer effort, boobyball.

Wallow in the slo-mo-liciousness of it all

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