Westwood Polishes Collars Up Pretty for Corporate Cogdom

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Here’s a pair of ads for Westwood College, one of those vocational schools where you can get a degree in three years and start your career!

These are more engaging than potshots of nurses taking blood pressure while degree options scroll by. They’re a little more casual, and the focus is on the various mundane personalities (and costumes) you take on as you move from dead-end job to CAREER!

And when we say CAREER!, we mean a desk somewhere, which, Westwood fails to mention, is often infinitely less stellar than singing happy birthday songs at TGI Friday’s.

Work by Cactus/Denver.

o “Big Box“:

o “Waitress“:

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

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