We’re All Wiping Our Ass Wrong According to Charmin

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Step aside Mr. Whipple. Apparently, we are no longer embarrassed by or nervous about discussing the act of wiping our butts after we take a dump. Nope. We now can have frank and open discussions about the act and the products which can help us do a better job at cleaning our rear ends.


This video’s
been out for two months but, if we are to believe YouTube counter information, not many people have seen it. It’s a product demonstration for Charmin freshmates. Basically, baby wipes for grownups. Using toothpaste as a stand in for, well, the brown stuff, a spokesman shows us why dry bath tissue doesn’t completely accomplish the job. Nope. We need wet wipes to completely rid our ass of the annoying brown stuff.

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