Well Endowed Bikini Adjuster Can’t Be Held

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Upon viewing this interrogation of a nicely endowed, bikini clad beauty who, after the interrogator leaves the room and tells her co-workers “guys, we don’t have enough to hold her,” adjusts her bikini top to, well, hold her better, we were ready for this to be something entirely different than the program promotion it turned out to be.

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