Not that we’re really all that surprised about this but because the trashing is so well written, we’re going to tell you about it. Ryan Perry, publisher of the esteemed GorillaMask, was considering accepting ads from Adult Friend Finder who had told Perry about their new geo-targeting capabilites which deliver up geographically specific ads displaying people desperate to hook up. As Perry got closer to deciding whether to accept the ads or not, he realized the same faces were being shown in the ads all across the country – hardly a truthful “girl next door” experience for his readers. So he dug deeper and had fun doing so.
Not a exactly a shocker a porn purveyor is being less than honest but Perry’s unique verbal lashing of Adult Friend Finder is well worth a read. Sampling Perry’s lashing, he writes, “Now, I don’t consider myself a marketing expert (oh wait, yes I do), and AFF is obviously doing just fine without my advice, but sometimes “doing just fine” and “shooting yourself in the dickhole by inefficiently executing a brilliant concept” can have fun as running mates. For the life of me I can’t understand why they’re representing a region full of beautiful women with a bunch of chicks I wouldn’t screw with my dead uncle’s dick (although I’m not sure what I would screw with my dead uncle’s dick).
If my region is repped by chicks with more clap than an auditorium, I don’t even want to know what someone operating one of the eight computers in Arkansas sees when these ads come up. (Roadkill, maybe?)”
