We Want People to Be Screaming from Houses Across the Country’

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Guerrilla Comm and Silicon Alley Insider scooped us on this Onion spoof on Sony: its complex, overambitious product line, and utopic rape-your-eyeballs ad strategy.

Imagine all that in a news brief coloured by the profane angst-rage you suffer once you finally get that “motherfucking time vampire”* home. (Oh yeah, language NSFW.)

“Maybe the Onion was inspired by ‘BD-Live,’ the confusing and ill-advised plan to integrate Blu-ray disc watching with instant messaging,” said Alley Insider. And the sad part is, that crazy POS was real.

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*If we can’t use that phrase in at least one casual conversation today, we will die unhappy.

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