Watermelons Sell Clothing

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Ever heard of Desiree Elyda Villalobos? We know. It’s a mouthful. And she is. She’s best known for…well, not much at all…except for the fact she possesses the sort of look and shape that could catapult her to fame if for no other reason than for her look and shape. After all, what the hell makes the Kardashians so popular?

Anyway, Villalobos can currently be seen in a promotional video for Primitive Apparel. In the video, she wanders peacefully through a park and has a picnic of fruit and, yes, watermelon, as her “shape” threatens to unleash itself from the confines of her clothing.

This is what passes for fashion promotion.

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