Wanted: Jagger On Inflatable Penis During Super Bowl Half-Time

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Commenting on the initial requirement that the Super Bowl Rolling Stones half-time show crowd would have to be under 45, well under the age of ever Rolling Stone member, and the subsequent lifting of that requirement, BL Ochman hopes the Rolling Stone give the NFL its “19th nervous breakdown,” and bring on some bad ass rock and roll. We, with our “screw political correctness” attitude and desire to see some network execs bust a blood vessel, tend to agree. It’s not known what the Stones plan to perform during half-time but here’s hoping the lameness of past pseudo-pop, hip-hop, over-produced, poorly lip synched shows are put to shame. Ochman hopes Jagger rides out on “a huge inflatable penis while singing ‘Sympathy for the Devil’ or singing the anti-Bush ‘Sweet Neo Con’ off the latest album.”

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