New York Magazine is reporting what we all already know. New York Magazine tells us Wal-mart has proof Julie Roehm had an affair with Sean Womack, writing us, “Wal-Mart has told New York Magazine exclusively that it has ‘irrefutable and admissible evidence’ that fired senior vice-president of marketing communications, Julie Roehm, had an affair with Sean Womack, a vice-president who reported to her. Roehm is the subject of an upcoming piece in the magazine by Steve Fishman. Wal-Mart had remained nearly silent since the firing of Roehm and Womack on December 4.”
We’re not sure we want to know what that “irrefutable and admissible evidence” is because, well, that sort of thing is just gross. Kind of like a President’s “fluid” on an intern’s dress. Ew. Roehm isn’t taking it lying down telling New York Magazine, “I guarantee there is nothing because it didn’t happen. I know what they have, and it’s not evidence of an affair. It’s irrefutable evidence that we’re really good friends. He’s like a brother to me.” Even more ew!
Can we just get past all of this?
