One day we got thirsty so Shawn over at Shedwa offered us a sip from his water bottle, the contents of which had a distinctively sharp odour. We would have drunk it anyway but when we saw the label read ADEQUITE, we knew better.
Actually that’s a lie. And the Adequite water in this print ad is probably similarly unfounded considering how pissy Lohan got over that “Be adequite” thing getting out and making her look all stupid. And as the little red celebu-hoodrat is so fond of sporting her AA pins, maybe she’s not even an alcoholic.
We’re on your side, Lindsay. It’s actually we who are the alcoholics. And we’re drunk with love of you.
