Virtual Account Manager Takes Questions — or Not — in Absence of Humans

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Meet the good for nuffin’ Virtual Account Manager for Burns Marketing. He’s great at looking like a douche bag and making “What the fuck?” faces when you ask him questions. We despise him because he’s essentially a subservient chicken that isn’t subservient. He doesn’t even try.

The purpose of the VAM is to make people feel like they’re being helped, even while Burns Marketing is away for the holidays. Ha ha fuckin’ ha!

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Steve Hall

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