Virgin Money Says Don’t Over-Extend

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While this spot, created by Maverick Media does nothing to tell us what Virgin Money is, it does capitalize on the oldest male desire in the book; to have a member so large wearing a Speedo (not that that’s ever a good thing) becomes an impossibility and sex requires one to frustratingly endure the girlfriend’s hour-long loosening up period prior to sending in the insertion order.

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