Victoria’s Secret Shows Too Much Ass in Greenwich

Greenwich Don’t Like All That Ass

Apparently the residents of Greenwich Connecticut have decided they’ve seen too much ass and they aren’t going to take it any longer. Several area moms have complained that the thong-clad, plastic-assed mannequins in the local Victoria’s Secret are simply too racy for local tastes.

“I avoid walking by there purposely,” one of the moms said. “I’m uncomfortable when I see things like that. And I’m not a prude.”

Complaints have made there way to Town Hall too with selectman Richard Bergstresser saying, “We have no ordinances if it involves bad taste. If they have displays that people object to, then they’ll lose business.”

Victoria’s Secret spokesman Anthony Hebron was accommodating enough in addressing the complaint, “We try to be a good neighbor in whatever community we’re in. Everyone has the right to their opinion of what they consider fashionable lingerie, which is what we sell.”

The lingerie marketer may have to cover their ass cheeks in this community lest they raise the ire of minivan-driving, soccer moms with attitude.

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