Verizon’s Dumb Dad Yields Breast Flip Phone Ad

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“Dude! I got it! since we used that Dumb Dad shit a while back and everyone got all over our asses for it, let’s just go back to the hot chick. No one complains about the hot chick. I mean they’re everywhere. We’ll just have her flip the phone across her chest with a fuck me look on her face and this bad boy will fly off the shelves. Cool?”

Oh wait, this is a Samsung ad, not a Verizon ad. Oops, wrong conference room. Sorry about that.

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