Vegetarians Can Have Turkey Too

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Boing Boing points us to a recent MAKE: Weekend Project video in which Bre Pettis and Allison Kudla (we have no idea) demonstrate how vegetarians can prepare turkey: with paper.

Apparently the process is as elaborate as one would expect with all the actual turkey-buying, basting and baking, so if just having a turkey in the middle of the table and not eating or smelling one is your end goal, then pull out those scissors and prepare to be very confused.

Have a happy Thanksgiving to those of you who celebrate it, and to those who don’t, here’s an ad from PETA to help you feel appropriately righteous about keeping turkeys squawking (if in fact they do squawk).

And whatever you do, don’t make stuffing with raisins because we really hate it when people do that. – Contributed by Angela Natividad

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