Valentine Vomit Viral Vexes

Here we go again with one of those mystery virals created by who knows who for who knows what. This site, called Who Ordered Room Service shows us a loving couple getting all misty eyed for each other in a hotel room when a room service waiter rolls in and proceeds to spews the contents of his stomach all over the pair. His reason? “I did it for you,” says the waiter to the girl as the Brian Adams tune “Everything I Do” crescendos in the background.

The site was registered anonymously using Domains by Proxy on February 6 through, humorously, GoDaddy. We’re not sure that has anything to do with GoDaddy’s Super Bowl brand boost or why a puking waiter would have anything to do with a strap-challenged, court room hottie but stranger things have happened. The viral is being spread, it seems by an army of emailers, 15 of whom sent it to Internet oddity collector Screenhead. All is promised to be revealed Valentine’s Day.

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