Undies Are Fun, Binge Drinking is Not, Vodka Goes Phallic

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– Kmart says it’s more fun in your underwear. That is if the world were made up of perfectly toned, 20-something hotties.

– You wouldn’t start your night like this so why end it that way?

– Hmm. If you wished you could market your vodka brand with futuristic female robots but were saddened to realize a competing brand already does that, there’s always the phallic route with cherries standing in for balls sucked by women with big red lips.

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