Uh, We’re MySpace. Do We Look Like We Need Static Page Elements?

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For some odd reason MySpace has gone all super-pink on our asses. This bamboozled us so we dug deep to work out what was going on.

Oh right, it’s all part of that Cherry Coke contest, for which they’ve found a winner – a cat (yeah, you read right) named Pouncer.

To honor said winner, for all of today (and hopefully not tomorrow), it’s not just MySpace.com; it’s Pouncer’s MySpace.com. Courtesy of Cherry Coke.

Options to molest your MySpace page in equal cherry-soaked fashion are available here.

We don’t know why we’re surprised or even confused, considering MySpace has always been open about its willingness to sacrifice a consistent aesthetic scheme to the highest bidder.

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