Trojan Vibrating Touch to Solve Ad Conference Boredom

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Oh look! Trojan really does care how women feel during sex. Oh sure, they make all kinds of ribbed condoms and stuff but if a lady’s man can’t last long enough for all that ribbed goodness to do its thing, it’s all kind of pointless. Enter Trojan Vibrating Touch, a battery-powered finger widget that delivers…um…personalized pleasure and is pretty much guaranteed to last as long as it takes…unlike the aforementioned male-powered method of stimulation.

Yes, it’s not the first “female stimulation device” to hit the market but what’s not to love about its subtle smallness? In fact, perhaps, it’s the perfect device to get you through some of those more long-winded panel discussion at all those ad conferences you go to. It could make even the most boring of topics worthy of a positive blog post.

Just think. Sarah Lacey could have handed these out during her SXSW interview last March with Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg and all would have been forgiven.

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