Hmm. It’s like Transporter. Except worse. OK, let’s not rush to judgment here. We’ve only seen the trailer so far for Skinny and Stink Digital’s Dark Ride, a “full filmic experience” (that’s a new one) which will launch May 13 in…uh…an internet connection near you.
There’s driving. There’s driving backwards. There’s driving sideways. There’s a narrator with a foreign accent. There’s darkly lit shots. There’s bad dialog. All that’s missing is a movie announcer dude intoning. “In a world…”
Oh yea, and it’s for a car. A Lexus. A Lexus CT 200h to be exact.
