Top Two Characteristics of Successful T-Shirt Models

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Cracked has put together an insightful analysis of what makes the perfect t-shirt model. While being attractive is important as well as having the ability to act and smirk properly, the top two characteristics of any successful t-shirt model are “two bouncy, juicy, perky” boobs. And the bigger, the better. Well, that is until the model herself thinks they’re too big.

So now that you’ve acquired that important factoid, you can now return to the more mundane aspects of your job: selling shit to people who neither need nor want your product. But if you use a t-shirt model, it’ll be fun and, after all, fun is what this business is really about, right?

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