To Combat True.com, Match.com Unleashes the Cleavage

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Over the past few months, Copyranter has been diligently following the ever increasing cup size and revealing cleavage of True.com models who force you to stare at them every time you log into your MySpace page. Now, it seems, stodgy Match.com has had enough and has instructed its creative folks to unleash its own D+ cup cleavage upon us to attract eyeballs just as True.com does.

Copyranter notes the model in the ad is said to be an actual Match.com member (as opposed to True.com’s hired models) but also questions the validity of her “Brody100” profile and posits she’s a Match.com employee or a “paid plant.” Who cares. Cleavage is cleavage after all so we’re not going to be picky. What’s that saying? “Bigger is better?”

UPDATE: We have been assured by Match.com’s PR agency that Brody100 is, indeed, the real deal. She, along with 25 other Match.com members are featured in the company’s just launched campaign.

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