To Celebrate Growth, Agency Offers Free Tattoos (Branded, of Course)

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In case anyone’s looking for a job: “In recognition of the fact that Captains of Industry has won new business and is looking for more Captains to join its ranks, the company is offering free temporary tattoos of its logo*. Anyone who wants a nifty Captains tattoo should send their request to tattoo@captainsofindustry.com.

Get ’em while they last!

*For a limited time only, while supplies last, one per person, household or pet. Cannot be combined with any other offer. Offer void in Uzbekistan.”

Have at it. Angela? The tattoo, not the job!!

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