– Attention all bleeding hearts: Tila Tequila is now an angst-ridden poet. (Such clever manipulation of iambic pentameter! Such masterful use of “cunt!”) See an example without having to visit her MySpace.
– Obama rawks — online, at least, but also literally (with help from PhotoShop).
– VH1 sent over a clip for its upcoming I Love Money “celebreality” show. It managed to be ghetto, valley and trashy all at once. Two words: naked cartwheels. (Tastefully censored with the Rock of Love logo.)
– What keeps Dungeons & Dragons in cauldron cash? “Part web savvy, part faith and all awesome.” Also, there are podcasts.
– Google upsets the children it helped spawn. You kind of have to read it to believe it. Unless you already do believe it, in which case … go you!
– AOL snags an ex-Googler to head Bebo Europe.