Tiddy Bear Creates Need For Dicky Bear Companion

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Who doesn’t like a bit of Friday fun? Not that this necessarily counts as fun as opposed to the late night direct response television idiocy it is but, here, we are presented with Tiddy Bear. Yes, Tiddy Bear. It’s exactly what it sounds like; a bear to place on your tits. Why? So that the seat belt in your car doesn’t give you that annoying separation so often experienced when the shoulder strap creates a canyon between the left and right breast.

One wonders if there’s a corresponding Dicky Bear for the guys to help keep their packages from sliding out the bottom of their shorts while enjoying the Tiddy Bear-wearing woman sitting next to them in the car.

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