Three Ways to Get New Sneakers For Christmas

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Looks like Footlocker is up to their old tricks again. After having explored the sneaker spanking fetish and the orgasmic qualities of footwear, the brand is now exploring drug use, teen pregnancy and masturbation. Yea. We’re not making this up. Check out the three new commercials below. Never before have sneakers been sold with such…hmm…such blunt abandon.

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