This Penelope Cruz-Created Agent Provocateur Ad Has So Much Thong-Clad Ass And Bulging Breast You Will Need to Excuse Yourself to Release the Tension

This is just what every man who is stuck in the desert wants, right? Not water. No way. That’s boring. How about a bevy of bodacious babes shaking their booty in Agent Provocateur lingerie? Oh yea. That’s way better, right?

Of course it is! After all, if you were stranded in the desert and given the choice of water or ten hot women barely dressed in bras and thongs sticking their impossibly bootylicious asses and bulging breasts in your face until you were about to explode all over the place, what would you choose?

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