This NOS Energy Drink Ad Will Convince You to Just Drink Water

Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium citrate, sodium hexametaphosphate (preservative), caffeine, taurine, natural flavors, acacia, potassium sorbate (preservative), glycerol ester of rosin, l-theanine, sucralose, yellow 5, calcium disodium edta (preservative), pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin B6), yellow 6, guarana, cyanocobalamin (vitamin B12)

And you call that a health drink? WTF has marketing and manufacturing come to? Those are the ingredients of Coke’s NOS Energy Drink that’s being touted in a new spot from Mistress which will air weekly during FOX’s The Ultimate Fighter and FOX’s NASCAR Sprint Cup Series.

In the spot, we see a grizzled old man who looks like he’s been through a life of hell. As the spot progresses, he get younger, trimmer, leaner and, generally more healthy looking. Maybe if he hadn’t consumed NOS his whole life, he wouldn’t have ended up looking so beaten down.

As if proud of how those who seemingly consume its beverage, NOS has relaunched its website which now features an app that lets visitors upload a picture of themselves, participate in a lifestyle questionnaire and the app will then reproduce the photo complete with scars and other elements of a “full life.”

Fuck. We’re sticking with water.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

A study testing more than three million people’s cognitive skills found that while raw processing speed peaks in your late teens, the skill of accurately reading other people’s emotional states from a photo or a tone of voice kept improving for decades longer, quietly overturning what many people assume about their own minds as they age

A study testing more than three million people’s cognitive skills found that while raw processing speed peaks in your late teens, the skill of accurately reading other people’s emotional states from a photo or a tone of voice kept improving for decades longer, quietly overturning what many people assume about their own minds as they age

Global English Editing

If you want time alone to feel restful instead of lonely, say goodbye to these 7 habits

If you want time alone to feel restful instead of lonely, say goodbye to these 7 habits

Hack Spirit

9 phrases people use when they are apologising properly instead of performing it

9 phrases people use when they are apologising properly instead of performing it

Hack Spirit

8 things people who have lived in another country notice the moment they come home

8 things people who have lived in another country notice the moment they come home

Hack Spirit

Harvard Business School researchers studied more than 2,000 real speed-dating conversations among 110 daters and found that people who kept turning the topic back to themselves, instead of asking even one follow-up question, were the ones routinely read as having weaker social skills.

Harvard Business School researchers studied more than 2,000 real speed-dating conversations among 110 daters and found that people who kept turning the topic back to themselves, instead of asking even one follow-up question, were the ones routinely read as having weaker social skills.

Global English Editing

7 signs someone is a wonderful host, even if their home is nothing special

7 signs someone is a wonderful host, even if their home is nothing special

Hack Spirit