This Hot Chick Selling Swimwear Is Not Part of the Publicis Omnicom Merger

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Just to be clear, given all the obsessive coverage of the the Publicis Omnicom merger, not everything in the world has been swallowed up by Levy and Wren. And while it might seem that way perusing any news source, industry-related or not, we are here to assure you the world will go on whether or not this merger gets blessed or not.

And with that, we give you this promotional video from Montce swimwear which, thank God, assures all the Little Black Bikini is still a thing. Shot by BJ Golnick, Maxim Covergirl Dominique Storelli can be seen searching for her misplaced bikini top, frolicking on the beach and then, miraculously, losing her bikini top again. Isn’t it funny how the hotter the girl, the less they like to wear their tops? Fine by us.

And, though not that it matters, we’d venture to assume, Levy and Wren are completely fine with this as well. Hey, they might be old but even old men think like 16 year old boys when it comes to hot chicks in little black bikinis.

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