This Cosmetics Company Thinks Putting on Makeup is Like Having an Orgasm

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Nowhere near as funny as the original, Benefit Cosmetics is out with “Real Women Don’t Fake It,” a video whose subject matter is exactly what you think it is. But it doesn’t come close to the hilarity of the original which actually kept you guessing a bit longer than does this sophomore effort.

This second outing, which features Kristin Cavallari, Carmen Electra and Kyle Richards, aims to poke fun at the funny faces women sometimes make when applying makeup. While that may be true, orgasmic facial expressions probably don’t fall into that category.
OK, maybe.

Where the original spoofed the notion that men proudly flaunt their manhood, this follow up doesn’t carry the same…ahem…heft.

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