The Weirdest Toothpaste Commercial You Will Ever See

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This is a really, really, really weird commercial. It’s for toothpaste but you’d never know that when you first watch it or without having first seen the video’s title. In what is likely NSFW (though no nudity), a man and a woman return home from an evening out and proceed to go at each other as if neither of them have had sex in over a year. The intensity builds, the passion mounts and…well…just watch it all the way to the end.

It’s the furthest thing from a P&G commercial you’ll ever see.

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