Ever wonder why the “f**k” Starbucks calls a small coffee a Tall? Some little midget-toon does and dishes it out in this video to a Starbucks (or Star-Schmucks as it’s called here) barista and customer calling the whole experience “physiological marketing trickery.” Claiming “Venti” isn’t even a word, little midget-toon says it just an underhanded strategy to make you feel all sophisticated so you don’t feel like an idiot when you part with the five dollars to buy one. After even more verbal abuse, he tells the dude to go choke on a biscotti.
