While I’m still trying to get the image of a woman who passed me by in the exhibit hall blatantly picking her nose out of my head, let’s turn attention to more important matters: The Girls of ad:tech. Yea, yea, yea. Booth babes. Booth dudes. Who cares? But it’s my job so I’m obliged to bring you the spoils of my excursion through the ad:tech San Francisco 2007 conference exhibit hall Wednesday. After all, ad:tech is the largest online marketing conference in the world.What happens at ad:tech gets blogged on the ad:tech blog.
Anyway, after the recent bit on Adrants about Nair’s resurgence of it’s short shorts theme, it was a delight to see the very beautiful ClickSector girls decked out in full-on late seventies gym shorts obligingly posing for the camera. Thanks ladies.
Then, gracing the main thoroughfare of the exhibit hall, the stunningly curvaceous and very beautiful CPXinteractive girl instantly attracted every passing man’s eyeballs to her magnificent shapeliness (the 2D picture does not do justice to her very 3D attributes) which her spaghetti strap dress struggled, failingly, to restrain. Observing the spectacle, man after man after man after man stopped, stared, smiled, pretended not to look, pretended again not to look, looked and then just gave up and looked.
Outside Moscone North, there were the dueling blond MoVoxx ladies aggressively handing out invites to the company’s party at 111 Minna tonight where $5 Svedka Vodka drinks are promised to those who call 800-941-3563, enter 111 and show the resulting text message to the bartender.
Also outside where the very tightly panted Solow girls who were handing out cards which described a text messaging contest that would award $500 to the person who placed the highest bid. Transfixed and distracted by their beauty as they described the contest, I’m quite sure I don’t have all the details correct. I had better luck concentrating with the Fetchback dog.
Back inside the exhibit hall, two very pretty brunettes with impossibly perfect and very white teeth, were handing out t-shirts promoting the blog ad network CrispAds.
And all of this is just day one of the two day exhibit hall extravaganza. Tune in tomorrow for part to of The Girls of ad:tech
