That Hot Chic…And Chicago Real Estate Are Surprisingly Doable

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Ah yes. Equating the affordability of some swanky Chicago address called Burnham Pointe to the likelihood you’ll be able to have sex with the pair of legs in this ad is, well, probably unlikely to attract female buyers. Well, at least those that don’t enjoy being objectified. Lesbians and bisexuals on the other hand…

Oh, and guys. Yes. Let’s not forget guys. Given the possibility of connecting with this surprisingly doable piece of real estate (yes, the ad is equating women to a piece of real estate), we expect a pretty good response to this ad

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