You know, like a candy cane, except with peeled-off bits of other people’s faces.
To promote Give Me More Stripes, some kind of VIP dining rewards card, TGI Friday’s launched the farcically kitschy Give Me More Stripes face striping widget.
Those reined into the Give Me More Stripes club get a coupon for a free appetizer, a one-time “front of the line” pass — which could come in handy if you’re ever insanely feening for jalapeno poppers — and the ability to earn “stripes” for every dollar spent.
…Are those anything like big-top points?
