Teacher Suspended After Students See Her in Racy Ad

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How many times have you done something you’ve regretted? Perhaps more that a few if you’re the average human being. Thankfully though, for most, these regrets don’t end up on YouTube for all to see…including your employer. This isn’t the first time this sort of thing has happened but British private school teacher Sarah Green has found herself suspended from her job after her students unearthed a video she did for Scruffs Hardware construction clothing two years before taking her current teaching position.

After viewing the video (view here on YouTube or here
(flv) if it gets yanked), we think Green should get a break. The commercial is so over-the-top horrible – complete with every imaginable double entendre and innuendo – it’s hard to believe anyone would even remember seeing Green or anyone after they finished chuckling at the thing. To be sure, it’s racy and not something that would ever air in the states but it’s so over-the-top comical it’s hard to believe anyone would read any intentional nastiness into it on the part of Green or in anyway cast her in a negative light.

Then again, it would be pretty creepy to see your school teacher having simulated sex on a desk. One commenter to the story thinks people should lighten up, writing, “Employers should be more sensible:In this modern day, why don’t people just employ robots, which can be switched on at the start of the day, and off again at the end – thus handily avoiding any danger of them having any kind of life, private or otherwise, outside of work! This way, whomever we are dealing with, we can be sure that any sort of pesky human traits will be avoided altogether! No-one will have an embarrassing past! Things will be so much more efficient! Errors will be avoided! Humour done away with!”

Indeed. Robots for teachers. Even better, Svedka fembots. We;re all for that.

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