Taser Companies Make CEOs Earn Paychecks Shock-Therapy Style

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Inspired by the video of a UCLA student getting repeatedly tased by cops in the school library, which was too sadistic even for us, Ad Freak decided to research how taser companies hawk their wares. What they found was this video depicting Taser execs zapping the shit out of each other to demonstrate a taser’s non-lethal but efficiently trauma-inducing capacity. “If only your boss showed this kind of commitment,” Ad Freak observes.

We’re guessing university cops don’t test tasers on themselves before dashing out the door with them in the morning. If they did, they might discover it doesn’t quite tickle – though we might consider getting tased ourselves if it means a mind-blowing settlement from UCLA and watching some dumbasses get fired. – Contributed by Angela Natividad

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