Tara Reid can’t seem to keep her boobs out of the press. First, they’re protruding ponderously following a dramatic breast enlargement. Second, the boob job is displayed for all to see as the strap of her dress falls off at a press conference revealing one of her now mammoth, yet freakish looking breasts. And third, that event spawned a reference in an ad for the luxury high rise Sky Las Vegas. Copy in the ad reads, “Dear Tara Reid. Come let it all hang out.”
Unsurprisingly, she has filed a lawsuit. Perhaps a bit of advice is needed here: Tara, if you’re gonna increase the size of your breasts three to four cup sizes, people are gonna notice. I know it doesn’t make sense. After all, they are just bags of flesh. Well, in your case, saline or something. But anyway, people like to look at big breasts and talk about them. And take pictures of them. Sure, you didn’t know you bared your boob for all to see while looking like a mindless bimbo and I suppose we can forgive you for that. Afterall, fake boobs don’t move much, do they? How could you have known one of them had fallen out? Tara, If you didn’t want all the attention, you shouldn’t have strapped on fake fun bags. Oh wait. I’m sorry. You do want the attention! After all, your acting isn’t getting you any.
