Swatch Makes Love Voodoo-Style

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If lust doesn’t do the job for you this Valentine’s day, Swatch suggests voodoo. And if the voodoo fails, at least the apple of your eye will have a neat new watch and a weird-looking stuffed toy.

Swatch is running a neat little Valentine’s Day campaign with love voodoo master Eddy G Lazaro. In this video he shows you how voodoo love Swatch watches are made. It’s not nearly as action-packed as it sounds and there are no shrunken heads, but he does do that neat eyes-rolling-back trick. And each voodoo love Swatch comes with a bonafide voodoo doll.

What can beat that? We’re at a total loss. This is just a notch better than smacking your partner on the back of the head and dragging her by the hair into your cave.

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