Svedka Operates Beyond Realm of Human Understanding

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We don’t claim to understand Svedka’s ad campaigns. To be honest, we don’t even really want to, because it would force us to think too hard, and that would probably be playing right into the hands of the more efficient stainless-steel race.

What we know: there are fembots. The fembots are political. They might even take over. And for some reason beyond us, there’s a gay theme.

That’s all we need to know, really. But Copyranter finds all these (potentially vodka-induced) loose ends really frustrating.

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