Svedka Fembot to Launch Presidential Bid on Super Tuesday

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Damn. Everyone’s getting in on this presidential election thing. Now we have Svedka Vodka’s Svedka_grl (yea, we noticed that screename-style thingy you did) launching a campaign to put a Fembot in the White House. That’s all we need. A bunch of hot looking, drunken robots running our country. On second thought, that might not be so bad.

The campaign launch, which just reeks of “we’re jealous of Obama Girl,” will coincide with Super Tuesday February 5 and will put forth the party’s platform which includes such gems as “make cocktails, not war,” “help end global warming, add ice, “support socialized plastic surgery (huh?), “swing votes have more fun” and “life, liberty and the pursuit of happy hour.” Well, our nation could certainly leave our PC baggage behind and have a bit more fun but we’re not sure we’re sold on robots running the country yet.

Though if The Sarah Conner Chronicles is any indication, we may just be headed that way unless John Connor steps up.

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