Here we go, starting with the outdated-hipster head-bobbing for Ford Focus and Verizon’s wannabe iPhone. (Stacking ’em up, knocking ’em down like Dominos? Yeah, nobody’s ever done that before.)
The tail-end of the pre-game ads are followed by a bunch of meatheads carefully pronouncing “Resiliency” (phonetic pronunciation in the background and everything). This kicks off the game.
Foreplay foreplay foreplay. Give kickoff already!